Ivan has always wanted to be a snake, but he was forsaken sense birth by being a worm. Not a snake. One day he thought it was time to be reborn. He jumped into a can of green paint and somehow climbed out and somehow survived. He was coated in green paint and he live his life identifying as a snake. As a snake, Ivan became a gambling, smoking, alcoholic and recovered, he went to war, he worked at McDonald’s, he was a robot, he was a chef, he played tic tac toe, and more. He also has a stalker he has no idea about. Sense he was a worm, a centipede named Evan followed his every move and also fell into the can of paint with Ivan and he also somehow survived and he has been following Ivan sense.